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"...clamp...sponge...scalpel...oops..." 

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La Machine.
...vegetables...vvrrrrr...
La Machine.
...fruits...vvrrrrr...
La Machine.
...little children...No mommy, No!...vvrrrrr...
La Machine. 

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How do you play Iraqi bingo?

F18...B52...F18


Sent by Onky

3. 




What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?



There is no difference.


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The local courtroom was packed as testimony began in the
sentencing hearing of a woman convicted of murdering her
husband of 20 years by poisoning his coffee.

The defense attorney knew he had his work cut out for him
trying to make his client appear more sympathetic to the
Judge, especially since she had been so "matter-of-fact"
about the whole thing all during the trial.

"Mrs. Roth," he began, "was there any point that morning
where you felt pity for your husband ?"

"Well...  yeah...  I guess..." she replied.

"And when was that?"  pressed the attorney.

"Well...," she replied, "when he asked for his third cup."

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Dear John, I'm sorry I broke off our engagement. I miss you terribly and regret my decision. Please take me back.

Love,
Mary

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