Today's jokes [12.24.12]
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This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker
says, "Say, wanna have a good time? We do things in a big
way down here in Texas."
"Sure," he says and they were off to the nearest motel. She
takes off her clothes and he keeps staring at her.
She says, "Is this the first pussy you seen since you crawled
out of one?"
The guy says, "No, just the first one I've seen big enough to
crawl back into."
How to Hunt Elephants -- Math style
Mathematicians hunt elephants by going to Africa, throwing
out everything that is not an elephant, and catching one of
whatever is left. Professors of mathematics prove the
existence of at least one elephant and leave the capture of
an actual elephant as an exercise for one of their graduate
Sent by Alex
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?
-Sends him to work.
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he
preached, he moved briskly about the platform, jerking the mike
cord as he went.
Then he moved to one side, getting wound up in the cord and
nearly tripping before jerking it again.
After several circles and jerks, a little girl in the third pew
leaned toward her mother and whispered, "If he gets loose, will
he hurt us?"
What is black and sits at the top of a set of stairs?
A quadraplegic in a house fire.
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