Today's jokes [12.18.12]
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Damn...did you see the size of that front tooth gap she had? Yeah...I
didn't know wether to smile back or kick a field goal!
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear?
To keep his ankles warm.
Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts with two of their
herd simultaneously. One turns to the other, disgustedly, and says,
"I hear they're doing this to women in Chicago!"
What is red and has seven dents?
Snow White's cherry!
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails. One guy pounded a nail
in, then picked up another. He was holding the nail upside down. He
unexpectedly threw the nail away. He picked up another nail, right side up
this time, and pounded this in. He eventually threw so many upside down
nails away, that his friend came over. "Eh, what you doing? How come
you're throwing away all those nails?" he asked. "Because they're upside
down," the friend replied. The other guy looks at the friend, then, after
some thought, says, "You Idiot, save them for the ceiling!"
PS. Congratulations on winning the World Series of Poker Main Event.
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