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Why wasn't Jesus born in America?

They couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.


What's the definition of a Jewish nyphomaniac?

     One that screws when she's just had her hair done. 


Did you hear about the tramp who walked up to the Jewish mother on the street and said, "Lady,
 - I haven't eaten in three days." "Force yourself" she replied. 


What is It?

                    Bush has a short one. Gorbachev has a long one. 
                    Maddona does not have one. And a priest does not 
                    use his. What is it?

                    A Last name


What is the definition of Agony?

                                         A one-armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy balls.


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Dear John, I'm sorry I broke off our engagement. I miss you terribly and regret my decision. Please take me back.


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