Today's quotes [11.7.12]
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"To what do you attribute your old age?"
"The fact that I was born a long time ago."
Never kick a fresh cow pie on a hot day.
- Harry S. Truman
(written above a urinal)
Why are you looking up here?
Are you ashamed of it?
Don't look now!
You're pissing on your neighbors foot!
Girls, just to let you know...
if you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.
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