Today's quotes [11.4.12]
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We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.
Never get into an argument with the schizophrenic person and say,
"Who do you think you are?"
I have a great dog. She's half Lab, half pit bull. The good
combination. Sure, she might fight off my leg. But she'll bring it
back to me.
A cowboy was walking down the street with his new pet dachshund. The
passer by asked him why he bought that kind of dog. The cowboy answer,
"somebody told me to get along little doggie."
Never tell your computer that you're in a hurry.
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