Today's quotes [11.3.12]
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Samuel Colt- Inventor of the point-and-click interface.
Sent by Tara
"Sex is like a joke, some people get it and some don't"
Sent by Mindi
Priest is someone addressed by everyone as "Father"
except his children who call him "uncle".
"As we prepare for takeoff, please make sure your tray tables and seat
backs are fully upright in their most uncomfortable position."
I have a rottweiler so mean, he ate the neighbor's weenie dog. Now he's
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