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God did not create the world in 7 days; he screwed
around for 6 days and then pulled an all-nighter.
(University of Michigan)

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"He's in whatever DII has been renamed to this week."
                        -- Andrew Rutherford


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"Fuck. There it is. They named it something obvious."
                        -- Andrew


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"Living in a vacuum sucks." -- Adrienne E. Gusoff


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"A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is
       shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain." -- Mark
       Twain (1835-1910)


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