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"Do, or do not. There is no 'try'. " 
    - Yoda ('The Empire Strikes Back') 


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   (written high upon the wall above a urinal)
   Don't look up here, the joke's in your hand.


  

2. 




God is omnipotent, omniscient, and omnibenevolent --
it says so right here in the label. If you have a mind
capable of believing all three of these divine attributes
simultaneously, I have a wonderful bargain for you.
No checks, please. Cash, and in small bills.

     - Lazarus Long 

3. 




Do not handicap your children by making their lives easy.

     - Lazarus Long 

4. 




   On the inside of a toilet door:
   Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the entire
   performance.


  

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