Today's quotes [11.23.12]
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Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview
unless applying for the job of umpire.
- Dan Zevin
Man has been called a rational being, but rationality is a matter of choice - and
the alternative his nature offers him is: rational being or suicidal animal. Man
has to be man - by choice; he has to hold his life as a value - by choice; he has to
learn to sustain it - by choice; he has to discover the values it requires and
practice his virtues - by choice.
-- Ayn Rand, "Galt's Speech," Atlas Shrugged
"Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever. "
- Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)
"His ignorance is encyclopedic"
- Abba Eban
"Give me chastity and continence, but not yet. "
- Saint Augustine (354-430)
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