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   I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook exactly
   but we have a complete set of soup knives.


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ON PARADOX AND RETURN POLICIES
   There is a CD out entitled "The Worst of Jefferson Airplane". If you
   buy this, take it home, play it, and enjoy it, should you take it back
   and demand a refund?


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ON MATERIALISM
   He who dies with the most toys, is, nonetheless, still dead.


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ON MODERNISM
   Q: How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two.
   One to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub with
   brightly colored machine tools.


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ON MATERIAL SCIENCE
   Character density: The number of very weird people in the office.


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