Today's quotes [11.20.12]
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* An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
I'm not saying my wife talks too much or anything,
But she uses a special SPF 30 sunblock for her tongue.
My wife hasn't been feeling all that well lately.
Something she agreed with is eating her.
* You can only be young once, but you can be immature forever.
When I married my wife, she had a real hourglass figure.
The sands of time have pretty much taken care of that though.
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