Today's quotes [11.2.12]
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Mind over matter - I don't mind, so it don't matter.
Sent by Tara
"There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 6 ways
out of this airplane..."
"Smoking in the lavatories is prohibited. Any person caught smoking in
the lavatories will be asked to leave the plane immediately."
I'm not your type, I'm not inflatable
Today's standards of performance are
yesterday's standards of excellence and
tomorrow's standards of mediocrity.
Sent by Paul
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