Today's quotes [11.19.12]
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* Sex is like air, it's not important unless you aren't getting any.
* Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyways.
* If vegetable oil is made of vegetables, what is baby oil made of?
"Sisko or Spock?"
"Spock! Those pointy ears'd give me something to hang onto!"
-- me, Gail Miller
* If you don't die from it -- it is healthy.
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