Today's quotes [11.18.12]
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A hotel is a place that keeps the manufacturers of 25-watt bulbs in
You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax, tomorrow
you'll be afraid to cough.
"Mr Reith warns a vote for Labor would see a return of high interest rates
and high unemployment, but denies he is engaging in scare tactics in the
final weeks of the campaign."
-- ABC News. (Yeah right. No scare tactics at all.)
"... And, in fact, Australia had the largest sheep population in the world
a few years back."
"And *every single one of them* is on the electoral role."
-- Roger Donaldson, Matt McLeod, alt.sysadmin.recovery
It's not hard to tell we was poor -- when you saw the toilet paper
dryin' on the clothesline.
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