Today's quotes [11.16.12]
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"The Harvard Law states: Under controlled conditions of light, temperature,
humidity, and nutrition, the organism will do as it damn well pleases."
-- Larry Wall
"There's more than one way to do it."
-- The Perl Slogan
"It's a good thing there's more than one way to do it because most of them
-- The Windows Perl Slogan
A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston Pass.
Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for sixteen hardened
Advertising: The science of arresting the human intelligence long
enough to get money from it
Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and
anyone going faster than you is a moron.
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