Today's quotes [11.12.12]
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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
Early to rise, early to bed, makes a man healthy but socially dead.
* Applying computer technology is simply finding the right wrench to
pound in the correct screw.
* Lazlo's Chinese Relativity Axiom: No matter how great your
triumphs or how tragic your defeats---approximately one billion
Chinese couldn't care less.
* My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right. --
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