Today's quotes [11.10.12]
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I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must
be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. - David Bissonette
I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again. -
Noel Coward, 1956
Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in
"... you know Ross, looking at you here... like this... legs akimbo...
I could _GO_ for you mate... I reckon you're bloody _gorgeous_..."
-- Flacco, DAAS Kapital
"If infinite rednecks fired infinite shotguns at an infinite number of road
signs, they'd eventually create all the great literary works of the world in
-- Discordian Quote File
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