Today's quotes [11.1.12]
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A programmer is someone who solves a problem you
didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.
"If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise"
Platonic friend is like a dick in a glass.
In case of an emergency -- you break the glass.
-- Chris Rock
You know the world is going to hell when the best rapper is
white and the best golfer is black.
Sent by Tony
"Don't Keep reaching for the stars
because you'll just look like an idiot
stretching that way for no reason"
-- Jimmy Fallon
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