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In the begging there were two leaves one covered Adam's and one covered Eve's then one day those leaves blew away then in the wind Adam's thing started to sway then in amazement as he stood there he noticed Eve's treasure all covered with hair then to Eve's wondering eyes Adam's thing started to rise so they went at it and at it for days on end its amazing how many ways people can bend Sent by Bubba
There was a young lady called Dawn Who wished she had never been born. She wouldn't have been If her father had seen That the end of his rubber was torn. Sent by Charles
There once was a pious young priest Who lived almost wholly on yest "For", he said, "It's plain, We must all rise again, And I want to get started at least"
There was a young lady called Valerie Who started to count every calory Said her boss in disgust: "If you lose half your bust You'll be worth only half of your salary!"
THERE ONCE WAS A RULER CALLED "SLICK" THAT COULD'NT TAKE CONTROL OF HIS DICK HIS LIFE BECAME A MESS BECAUSE OF A DRESS AND THE BUS FULL OF INTERNS TAKE SICK. Sent by Matthew
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