Today's stories [10.14.12]
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My brother was driving down the road that leads to
you "Country Estate", all twenty acres of it. He saw a young person
wearing a tee shirt and jeans walking along the side of the road
and, as is to be expected in the rural areas of a few years past,
offered this person a lift. The kid got in the car. Now, this was a
bright, sunshinny day and my brother got a good look at the kid he
picked up. He said "You live down this way, son?" The kid looked at
my 50-year-old brother and asked "What's the matter, pops? Forget
what a girl looks like?"
I wanted to make an impression at a family reunion and remember the
names of all of the new husband's family members. There was one
gent whom I'd asked his name and tried very to remember but failed
repeatedly. Finally he bailed me out and said his name was Dick.
Without a thought I quickly said, "Gosh, how could I forget? You
*look* like a 'Dick'!!!"
Nancy told me about her friend Joy's annual gynecology exam.
While the doctor was "doing his thing", he looks over at her chart
and says, "Hmmm, I see you had your tonsils out...." She was
surprised that the doctor could tell *that* from where he was
sitting . . .
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