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Man - a creature created at the end of a workweek when God was tired. 

                                            - Mark Twain

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Sleep is death without the responsibility.

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Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.

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No amount of advance planning will ever replace dumb luck. 

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Anything you do can get you fired; this includes doing nothing.

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