Today's quotes [10.6.12]
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My wife doesn't care what I do away from home, as long as I don't enjoy it.
My wife only has 2 complaints. Nothing to wear and not enough closet space.
Lord, how the day passes! It's like a life - so quickly when we don't
watch it, and so slowly if we do.
- John Steinbeck
A life without tragedy would not be worth living.
- Edward Abbey
The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing
which cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly
go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or
- Douglas Adams
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