Today's quotes [10.30.12]
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Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.
"Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant."
Blessed are those who hunger and thirst,
for they are sticking to their diets.
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up
in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
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