Today's quotes [10.28.12]
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There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman
- before marriage and after marriage.
Once over the hill, you pick up speed.
I don't do drugs anymore...I get the same effect just standing up fast.
I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.
If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
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