Today's quotes [10.25.12]
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One should love animals
They are so tasty.
"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work.
I want to achieve immortality through not dying."
Love thy neighbor... But don't get caught!
A good discussion is like a miniskirt:
Short enough to pertain interest and long enough to cover the subject.
"Experts say that if we go to war with Iraq, oil could reach as much
as $80 a barrel. Of course, after the war it will be free."
- Jay Leno
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