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Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me,
for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much
leave me the hell alone.

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Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes
from bad judgment.

2. 




If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was
probably worth it.

3. 




Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side,
and it holds the universe together.

4. 




"I have enough money to last me the rest of my
life unless I buy something."


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