Today's quotes [10.23.12]
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"Well," Brahma said, "even after ten thousand explanations, a fool is no
wiser, but an intelligent man requires only two thousand five hundred."
- The Mahabharata
Although plastic was brought into industrial use in 1909 by L.H. Baekland
of Yonkers, it was not until the end of World War II that the modern
miracle substance was used in a wide variety of consumer goods, among
them speedboats, dentures and flamingos. Previously flamingos were made
of cement. Before that they were made by other flamingos.
- William E. Geist, The New York Times
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
"A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman loses hers
after four kisses."
- H.L. Mencken (American writer, 1888-1956)
There is nothing noble about being superior to some other man. The true
nobility is in being superior to you previous self.
- Samuel Johnson
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