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If we learn by our mistakes then I am getting a fantastic education.


I put instant coffee into a microwave oven. I almost went backin time.

                                            - Steven Wright


"When we played softball, I'd steal second base, then I'd feel guilty and 
go back."

                                        - Woody Allen


Never use a preposition to end a sentence with.


I spilt spot remover on my dog, now's he gone.

                                      - Steven Wright


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