Today's quotes [10.2.12]
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Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a
bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of coin; they just can't
face each other, but still they stay together.
Marriage changes passion.
Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting
clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in
the first place!
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