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Society is like a stew.
If you don't keep it stirred up, you get a lot of scum on top. 

                                     - Edward Abbey

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"It occurred to me recently that although the information road has grown 
from a goat track to a superhighway, there has been if anything an 
increase in the chance of hitting a goat." 

- Ken Olum, 1996

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"We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his 
hands for masturbation."

                                        - Lily Tomlin

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We should restore the practice of dueling. It might improve manners 
around here. 

                                        - Edward Abbey

4. 




I broke a mirror.

I'm supposed to get 7 years bad luck. My lawyer says he can get me 5.


                                  - Steven Wright

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