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In the woods a saw a rabbit with a candle making shadows of people on a 
tree.

                                           - Steven Wright

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"But if we laugh with derision, we will never understand. Human 
intellectual capacity has not altered for thousands of years so
far as we can tell." 

                                     - S. J. Gould

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"They're multipurpose. Not only do they put the clips on, but they take 
them off." 

- Pratt & Whitney spokesperson explaining why the company charged the Air 
Force nearly $1000 for an ordinary pair of pliers.

3. 




"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain." 

                                            - Lily Tomlin

4. 




Man does not control his own fate.
The women in his life do that for him. 

- Groucho Marx

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