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Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline,
the first often tasting like the second. 

- Edward Abbey

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Women will forgive anything.
Otherwise, the race would have died out long ago.

                                    - Robert A. Heinlein

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"I think - therefore I'm single." 

                    - Lizz Winstead

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"Any girl can be glamourous. All you have to do is stand still and look 
stupid." 

                                       - Hedy Lamarr

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Doing for people what they can and ought to do for themselves is a 
dangerous experiment. In the last analysis the welfare of the workers 
depends on their own private initiative. 

- Samuel Gompers, 1915
  President, American Federation of Labor 1886 - 1924

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