Today's quotes [10.15.12]
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When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.
- Mae West
This is a cheap-shot comedy sketch, and I'll lay you odds the frog wrote
- Miss Piggy, The Muppet Show
Nobody has so many friends that he can afford to lose one.
- Edward Abbey
Be careful about reading health books. You might die of a misprint.
- Mark Twain
The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second
day you're off it.
- Jackie Gleason
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