Today's quotes [10.15.12]

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When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.

                                       - Mae West

This is a cheap-shot comedy sketch, and I'll lay you odds the frog wrote 
it. 

- Miss Piggy, The Muppet Show

Nobody has so many friends that he can afford to lose one. 

                                       - Edward Abbey

Be careful about reading health books. You might die of a misprint. 

                                              - Mark Twain

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second 
day you're off it. 

                                           - Jackie Gleason

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