Today's quotes [10.14.12]
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"El Nino taught me that some of the most beautiful things in nature are
also the most dangerous. Like 30 foot waves, giant thunderstorms, and
topless blondes driving on rain-soaked highways."
- Mark Schmidt
"If I were going to convert to any religion, I would probably choose
Catholicism, because it, at least, has female saints, and the Virgin
- Margaret Atwood
"I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a
- Gloria Steinem
"I don't make jokes.
I just watch the government and report the facts."
- Will Rogers
"If I had a dollar for every casino in the world, I'd probably lose it
- Paul Bartunek
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