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The hardest thing about any political campaign is how to win without 
proving that you are unworthy of winning. 

                                        - Adlai Stevenson

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"How tall are you?" 

"Six foot seven."

"Let's forget about the six feet and talk about the seven inches." 

- Mae West

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"Now I understand why the post office puts up wanted posters for robbers. 
It just goes to prove the old saying that it takes one to know one"

                                        - Mary Tyler Moore

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"I waited and waited, and when no message came, I knew it must have been 
from you. " 

                                        - Ashleigh Brilliant

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If the end does not justify the means - what can? 

                                           - Edward Abbey

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