Today's quotes [10.11.12]
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There are two kinds of people in the South -- good ole boys and rednecks.
The difference is good old boys may raise livestock, rednecks get
- Blake Clark
"I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch."
- Gilda Radner
My wife's cooking is so bad that we pray after we eat.
Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they
were to success when they gave up.
- Thomas Edison
Early to bed, early to rise, and your girl goes out with other guys.
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