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There are two kinds of people in the South -- good ole boys and rednecks. 
The difference is good old boys may raise livestock, rednecks get 
emotionally attached. 

- Blake Clark

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"I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch." 

                                      - Gilda Radner

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My wife's cooking is so bad that we pray after we eat.

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Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they 
were to success when they gave up. 

- Thomas Edison

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Early to bed, early to rise, and your girl goes out with other guys.

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