Today's quotes [10.10.12]
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It's one thing to have to explain to a man why a billion dollar measure
has been vetoed, but it is much more difficult to explain to a woman why
the cap of the toothpaste has not been put back on.
- W. C. Fields
I can't give you brains, but I can give you a diploma.
- The Wizard of OZ to the Scarecrow.
You can't study the darkness by flooding it with light.
- Edward Abbey
"Fear is the darkroom where negatives are developed."
A lot of people ask me if I were shipwrecked, and could only have one
book, what would it be?
I always say How to Build a Boat
- Steven Wright
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