Today's quotes [1.7.12]
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"The reigning Miss Canada has been arrested for
punching out another woman in a bar fight...Quite
frankly, I think it's refreshing to finally find
one beauty pageant winner who is against world peace."
- Jay Leno
I sometimes get up grumpy, but then she wakes up.
"If y'all can hold it in one
hand, I ain't the least bit interested."
- You will always get the greatest recognition for the job you least like.
- The longer the title, the less important the job.
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