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Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
You traverse the world in search of happiness,
which is within the reach of every man. A
contented mind confers it on all.--Horace
It's amazing how much "mature wisdom" resembles being too tired.
- Lazarus Long
S. de M.: Father, how will I distinguish heretics from Catholics?
Answer: "Kill all. God will find them out"
Skipper: I'm not overweight, I just have big bones.
Gilligan: Yeah, and they're covered with big meat.
- Gilligan's Island
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