Today's quotes [1.4.12]
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Woody Allen - "I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the
universe when it's hard enough to find your way around
Fred Hoyle - "There is a coherent plan in the universe,
though I don't know what it's a plan for."
Christopher Morley - "My theology, briefly, is that the universe
was dictated but not signed."
"The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible
worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true." -- Irving Caesar
"Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman
giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped." -- Sam
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