Today's quotes [1.30.12]
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Jury: Twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer.
Herblock's Law: If it's good, they will stop making it.
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory
He who says there is no such thing as an honest man, you may be sure is himself a knave.
I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are
-- Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank, explaining
whywe should export toxic wastes to Third World countries
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