Today's quotes [1.27.12]
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"In the beginning there were three... and then the three became nine... and
then the nine got hungry and then there were four..."
-- Gerard Phillips
Useful Latin phrases for today :
Get a life -
Fac ut vivas
All other nations are drinking Ray Charles
beer and we are drinking Barry Manilow.
- Dave Barry
Never give up. And never, under any circumstances, face the facts.
- Ruth Gordon
One time I went to a museum where all the work in the museum had been done by
children. They had all the paintings up on refrigerators.
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