Today's quotes [1.27.12]

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"In the beginning there were three... and then the three became nine... and
 then the nine got hungry and then there were four..."
                        -- Gerard Phillips

Useful Latin phrases for today :
Get a life -
   Fac ut vivas

All other nations are drinking Ray Charles
beer and we are drinking Barry Manilow. 

    - Dave Barry 

Never give up. And never, under any circumstances, face the facts. 

    - Ruth Gordon

One time I went to a museum where all the work in the museum had been done by
children.  They had all the paintings up on refrigerators.

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