Today's quotes [1.26.12]
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You want to hear God laugh? Tell him your plans.
If a conservative is a liberal who's been mugged, a liberal is
a conservative who's been arrested.
All I got for Christmas was a sweater...
I would have prefered a screamer or a moaner.
For your convenience our staff is fluent in monosyllabic grunts.
"Send lawyers, guns, and money - the shit has hit the fan"
- W. Zevon
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