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After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse.
A diplomat is a person who thinks twice before he says
I've never been married, but I tell people I'm
divorced so they won't think something is
wrong with me.
"Abstention is a vote in favour of the oppressor."
"He's so unhip that
When you say Dylan, he thinks you're talking about Dylan Thomas,
Whoever he was.
The man ain't got no culture,"
Paul Simon, "A Simple Desultory Philippic
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