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After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse.

W.C. Fields

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A diplomat is a person who thinks twice before he says
nothing.

Frederick Sawyer

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I've never been married, but I tell people I'm
divorced so they won't think something is
wrong with me.

Elayne Boosler

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"Abstention is a vote in favour of the oppressor."



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"He's so unhip that
 When you say Dylan, he thinks you're talking about Dylan Thomas,
 Whoever he was.
 The man ain't got no culture,"

        Paul Simon, "A Simple Desultory Philippic

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