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Never consult a woman about her rival, a coward about a war,
or a merchant about a bargain.
"If all it takes is an infinite number of monkeys with typewriters, how come
AOL haven't written any Shakespeare yet?"
-- from the sig of Andy Dingley, alt.hackers
I love those slow-talking Southern girls. I was out with a Southern girl last night, took her so
long to tell me she wasn't that kind of girl, she was.
- Woody Woodbury
"Still not getting any."
-- Drew Hamilton, in an article titled
"July 17 Update" in alt.sex.drew-hamilton
The hardest thing about any political campaign is how
to win without proving that you are unworthy of winning.
- Adlai Stevenson
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