Today's quotes [1.22.12]
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"Doing a thing well is often a waste of time." -- Robert Byrne
"I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in
it." -- Ashleigh Brilliant
"The tragedy of life is what dies inside a man while he lives."
- Albert Einstein
Pollution costs us millions; grime doesn't pay.
"Oh yes, for dinner we had an amazing meal which consisted of coagulated
cholesterol cooked in a mixture of cholesterol and cholesterol, covered in
ground cholesterol and cooked, then served with a cholesterol sauce and a
sprinkler of cholesterol in the middle of the table in case it's not heavy
enough. You could feel your arteries closing up just looking at it."
-- Peter Gutmann, in alt.sysadmin.recovery
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