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Never eat more than you can lift. 

    - Miss Piggy

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San Cristobal was full of hippies.  There were
way-back hippies growing gray, spreading out under their caftans, and
straining the buttons on their embroidered work shirts.  There were
new-hatched neohippies fumbling with the icons of the Sixties
wondering whether the peace symbol is supposed to be used mainly as a
nose stud or also as a pierced eyebrow ornament.  And there were
smelly European backpacker hippies, age indeterminate, telling the
locals, "Ich bin ein Vegan."
        --P.J. O'Rourke

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"Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry." 

              - Gloria Steinem

3. 




"Do you know why God witheld the sense of humour from women?
That we may love you instead of laughing at you." 

              - Mrs Patrick Campbell British actress Said to a man (1940) "The Life of Mrs Pat" M.Peters 

4. 




The school of hard knocks is an accelerated curriculum. 

              -Menander (342-292 BC) 

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