Today's quotes [1.19.12]

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Government is the agency of coercion that has flags in front of its offices. 

     - Harry Browne 

Never eat at a place called Mom's. Never play cards with a man called Doc. 

     - Edward Abbey 

Beer is good food. 

     - John Goodman 

Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some 
of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana...
The researchers also discovered other similarities 
between the two, but can't remember what they are.

--Matt Lauer on NBC's Today show, August 22 

If a great deal of time has been expended seeking the answer to a problem
    with the only result being failure, the answer will be immediately
    obvious to the first unqualified person.

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