Today's quotes [1.18.12]
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Yeah, she's beautiful, but you can't find her IQ with a flashlight.
--- from "The Greatest American Hero"
He knew everything about literature except how to enjoy it.
- - - Joseph Heller
There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure.
--- Jack E. Leonard
Contrary to popular belief, "Damn It" is not God's last name.
(Construction wall, Philadelphia, 1969)
Does God have a navel?
(Florida State University)
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